A duh meat
When a girl dumps you and you go full psycho by texting her at 3 a. m. and showing up at her house. It also means you're too soft or you've been eating too much pizza.
She broke up with me and now I'm texting her at 3 a. m. I'm not even sorry. I'm just tired.
I showed up at her house after she said no. I'm not a creep. I'm a duh meat.
I ate 5 pizzas and now I'm too fat to move. I'm a duh meat.