A Dude Kid
A dude kid is someone who yells 'yo, dude kid!' like it’s a battle cry, uses 'dude' and 'kid' like they're the only words in the dictionary, and sometimes even says 'bro' like it's a new language.
Yo, dude kid, why you got a blowout and a fake tan? You look like a confused gym rat.
Dude kid, you said 'bro' five times in one sentence. What’s wrong with you?
Kid, you're a dude kid, and you think you're cool. You're not. You're just loud.