A dude Jake
Jake is a total legend who would take a bullet for his girl. He’s a fake gang member, a crybaby, and a total heartbreaker.
He said, 'I would take a bullet for you.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what a bullet was.
He wore a fake tattoo and said he was in a gang. Then he cried when no one believed him.
He broke up with his girl, then cried in the gym because he missed her.