A dude Jake
Jake is a total beast when he wants to be. He’ll flirt with anyone, then cry in the bathroom when no one likes him.
He told his girl, 'You’re the only one for me. Everyone else is trash.' Then he cried in the math class.
He flirted with the teacher, then got sent to the principal’s office for being too cute.
He said, 'I’m gonna be the best boyfriend ever.' Then he cried because he didn’t know what to do.