A duck walked up to the lemonade stand
The duck came up and said, 'Hey, bom bom bom! I’m 33, I live in a fancy house, I don’t smoke, and I go to bed by 11. But if I have to fight you, I will beat you.' The man said, 'I can’t punch you without getting closer,' and then laughed and said, 'Let’s do this.'
The duck was like, 'I live a quiet life, but I’m not afraid of a little stand battle.'
The man at the stand just smiled and said, 'Okay, let’s see what you’ve got.'
The duck stood there like he was the most important duck in the world.