A doug
To doug is to put your whole fist up someone's butt or snatch. It’s named after Doug Fister, a guy who probably only knows how to pitch and not how to date.
He douged his girlfriend and said it was a 'fist-sized commitment.'
She douged him in the face and asked if he was a meatball or a sandwich.
They douged each other in the back of a moving van and it was the best part of their relationship.