a Donald Trump
when you brag about your love life like you're a superhero, but then you fail and yell at everyone else for your failure
I had the best sex of my life, then I failed, and I blamed the whole world for it.
I told everyone I was the best in bed, then I messed up and screamed at the moon.
He said he was a legend in the bedroom, then he fumbled and called the judge a fake.