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A dog is ten ecstasy pills. It’s the reason you’re dancing on the kitchen table at 2 a. m. and yelling at your brother.

I took ten ecstasy pills and danced like no one was watching.

My dog took ten ecstasy pills and tried to bite my neighbor.

I had ten ecstasy pills and a dog. That was a bad combo.