A Dirty Morton
A dirty Morton is when you chug a whole soda like it's your last drink while your friend slaps your gut like it's a crime scene in a McDonald's play area.
I was a dirty Morton at lunch. I drank my soda like it was my last day on Earth and my friend hit my belly like I stole her fries.
My brother did a dirty Morton in the park. He chugged his soda and his friend hit him so hard the soda sprayed the kid in the play area.
At the mall, my friend did a dirty Morton and spilled soda on the floor. The kid in the play area got it in his hair.