A dirty Landon knight - A dirty Landon knight is when you shove a stick so far up yo

A dirty Landon knight is when you shove a stick so far up your butt you think you’re going to turn into a tree

I did a dirty Landon knight and my stick came out covered in butt stuff

My sister did a dirty Landon knight and now her stick is in her butt forever

I did a dirty Landon knight so hard I got wood in my butt and I don’t know why