A Dirty Derby - Getting a blowjob while shitting into a bucket that smells l

Getting a blowjob while shitting into a bucket that smells like a dead raccoon wearing a sock.

Just shat into a bucket and got a blowjob. Life doesn't get better than this.

This is the best day of my life. I ate a sandwich and got a blowjob while shitting.

I'm not sure if I'm alive or just a bucket and a mouth.