A Dirty Chinchilla
A grumpy old woman who wears a chinchilla on her head like a hat and thinks a unicycle is a way to get free snacks.
She’s been chasing a unicycle for three years and still hasn’t gotten a free donut.
I saw her ride a unicycle in a grocery store and she yelled at the cashier for not giving her a discount.
She told me the chinchilla is her best friend and the unicycle is her lover.