a dingle fairy
Dingle fairies hang out near butts, scream like a kid who lost their favorite toy, and eat turds for breakfast. They’re the worst.
I saw a dingle fairy on my cousin’s butt. It was screaming and eating a turd.
My dog got a dingle fairy on his butt. Now he’s screaming and pooping everywhere.
My dad said a dingle fairy was on his butt during a Zoom call. I didn’t believe him.