A Ding Dong Ticket
A really bad nickname for people from Asia. It means someone who looks like they just stepped out of a ninja movie and forgot to blink.
My friend’s dad called the mailman a ding dong ticket because he was shouting in Chinese.
My teacher called my dog a ding dong ticket because he barked at a noodle.
My uncle called my neighbor’s cat a ding dong ticket because it stared at him like it was about to karate chop him.