a dicks inch
A dick inch is like a tiny inch. It’s more like a finger’s width. Real inches are bigger, and they don’t lie.
My dick is 8 inches. It’s like a finger. I swear it’s 10.
He said his dick is 6 inches. I said mine’s 8. He said I was lying.
My dad said his dick is 12 inches. I said he was high.