a dick is a sick
A dick so good it knocks your brain out like a drunk kid at a bowling alley. You can't think straight, you're blushing like a tomato, and your brain is stuck in a loop of 'that dick' forever.
My brain is still in the gutter from that guy's dick. I failed math because of it.
I saw his dick and forgot my own name. I’m still recovering.
That dick hit me like a surprise party. I’m still hungover from it.