A Desirae
A Desirae is a black or white goddess who uses the word ratchet like it’s her job, and she’ll take pictures with her siblings and her best friends even if they’re all over the place.
Desirae: ‘I’m ratchet and I’m proud of it!’
You: ‘Why are you taking a million pictures?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m famous.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not in love, I’m just really confused.’