a denny wink
A guy who thinks he's black but still uses the wrong shampoo and claims your cousin is the real deal.
He said, "I'm not white, I'm a denny wink. Your cousin is the real deal."
He tried to flex but spilled his shampoo and said, "This is what a denny wink does."
He said, "I'm not white, I'm a denny wink. I just need the right shampoo."