a deflator
My tits used to be like juicy melons you’d want to eat for breakfast. Now they’re like old socks that got tossed in the trash and stepped on by a goat. Breastfeeding is great for the baby, but it’s like a prison sentence for your boobs.
My tits look like they got run over by a truck and then left in the sun.
I used to wear a bikini. Now I wear a shirt that says 'I survived childbirth.'
My boobs are like two sad balloons that lost all their air and then got peed on.