A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a little faggot who’s so crazy they’re like a tornado in a gym. They’ll do anything, even if it’s stupid.
He tried to seduce my goldfish.
He texted me saying he wanted to have a three-way with my crush and my crush’s crush.
He tried to start a cult called 'The Church of Pop Tarts 2: Electric Boogaloo.'