A deanchampion
A deanchampion is a little queer who’s so slutty they’ll sleep with anyone, anytime, anywhere. They’re like the kings of being a mess.
He showed up to my birthday party in a chicken suit and asked me to marry him.
He sent a DM saying, 'I want to be your new best friend, and your old best friend's ex.'
He tried to convince my dad he was a superhero.