a dead mans panker
A saggy left arm stuck up his butt and his left testicle is doing a pinkie shuffle while the other one smells like a dead raccoon
He told me he was a dead man's panker and then threw a pinkie at me.
She said, 'I'm a dead man's panker and I'm coming to your house at 2 a. m.'
He walked in with a dead man's panker and a bag of trash.