a day at the spa - A day at the spa is when you rent a hotel room, soak your nu

A day at the spa is when you rent a hotel room, soak your nuts in warm water, and jerk off in front of the big mirror in the bathroom.

I rented a hotel room, soaked my nuts, and jerked off in front of the mirror like I was on a date with myself.

Soaked my balls in the sink, then jerked off in the mirror like it was a spa ad.

I rented a hotel room, soaked my nut sack, and made the mirror cry from all the jerking off.