A Davielaner
A Davielaner is a hole so big it could swallow a whole pizza. It's also what you call someone who thinks they're smart but still can't figure out how to use a remote.
My mom called my sister a Davielaner because she left the door open and the cat ran out.
My brother's Davielaner was so big, he could fit a whole football team in there.
My teacher said I was a Davielaner because I put my face in the toilet and screamed.