A David Butthole
the worst kind of butthole who is so bad at being one that you just can't help but hate them
My music teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me sing even though I'm tone-deaf and calls me a failure.
My mom is a David Butthole. She takes my allowance and says I'm a baby.
My dog is a David Butthole. He barks at me every time I come home.