A David Butthole - the kind of person who makes butthole-ness a full-time job a

the kind of person who makes butthole-ness a full-time job and you can't stand them

My neighbor is a David Butthole. He plays his music too loud at 3 a. m. and eats my pizza.

My brother is a David Butthole. He takes my phone and deletes all my games.

My gym teacher is a David Butthole. She makes me run laps even when I did the best in class.