A date with Kimberly Clark
A lie you tell to your parents. Kimberly Clark is a company, not a person. So when you say you're going on a date with Kimberly Clark, you're really just saying you're going to use tissues for your cum. In Canada, they know the truth.
I told my mom I was going on a date with Kimberly Clark. She said, 'You're going to use tissues as a girlfriend? That's a bad lie.'
My brother said he had a date with Kimberly Clark. My mom said, 'That's not a date. That's a tissue ad.'
My friend's teacher said he had a date with Kimberly Clark. He said, 'That's not a date. That's a tissue coupon.'