A Dark Side of the Moon
A drink that’s basically Jagermeister and Mexican coke mixed together like a sad love letter to your soul. It can kill you if you’re already feeling like a broken toaster.
I drank a Dark Side of the Moon and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck and a piano.
My friend tried to drink a Dark Side of the Moon and now he’s in the hospital and he doesn’t know why.
I took a sip of Dark Side of the Moon and it tasted like regret and burnt hair.