A Dan moment - A Dan moment is when you do something so stupid it makes eve

A Dan moment is when you do something so stupid it makes everyone laugh at you for the rest of your life.

I tried to do a magic trick with my pencil and it fell on the floor. Everyone laughed for 10 minutes.

I said my teacher was a donkey in front of the whole class. No one believed me.

I tried to talk to the ceiling and my friend told me I was crazy.