a cunt full - A tiny, barely there amount of something, like you're too la

A tiny, barely there amount of something, like you're too lazy to even bother counting it.

I got a cunt full of pizza slices. Barely enough to make me happy.

He gave me a cunt full of cash. Like he was trying to save money on tips.

She dropped a cunt full of confetti. It looked like she didn’t even care.