A Cuban Missile Crisis
When two guys try to jack off in a circle jerk, but only two of them show up. They stare each other down like they're gonna kill each other.
My brother and I tried to do a circle jerk, but only two of us showed up.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my neighbor, but he just stared at me.
I tried to do a circle jerk with my cousin, and he just stood there like a cocky chicken.