A Crusty Garcia
A latino woman licks the dried poop crust from a man's butt that looks like it's been sitting there since the invention of the toilet. His name doesn't have to be Garcia, but it probably should be.
My aunt did this to my uncle after he skipped a week of bathroom breaks.
She did it in front of the whole family during Thanksgiving.
He didn’t even notice until she gave him a big kiss.