A crown - When you cross your legs in public and hope no one sees your

When you cross your legs in public and hope no one sees your butt trying to escape

I crossed my legs in the middle of a math test like I was hiding a secret.

I clamped my butt so tight I felt like I was holding a pizza in my colon.

I was sitting in the back of the bus like I was trying to survive a pooping apocalypse.