a crank
A crank is a massive penis that could make a giraffe jealous. It's like having a sausage the size of a football stuck in your pants.
Bro, your crank is so big, I think it’s gonna break the internet.
Dude, I saw your crank in the mirror, and it looked like it was doing push-ups.
Your crank is so big, it’s got its own zip code.