a couple of
A couple is when two people think they're in love. But they’re probably just high or drunk. And they probably will break up when they wake up the next day.
They’ve been a couple for a year. Now they’re just roommates with shared snacks.
That couple kissed on the first date. Now they’re fighting over the last slice of pizza.
They call themselves a couple. But they’ve been ignoring each other for weeks.