a country unicorn
A country unicorn is a girl who’s tough as a cow hoof and sweet as a peach. She’s got a heart of gold and a fist full of dirt.
My neighbor is a unicorn. She’s got a horse, a dog, and a truck that’s louder than a rock concert.
My sister’s a unicorn. She can cook, hunt, and still kick my ass at poker.
My best friend’s a unicorn. She wears camo and still looks good enough to be on a billboard.