a cook

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A rich person from the Outer Banks who talks like they're wearing a gold tooth and smells like old pizza.
That guy is a cook, he drives a boat that costs more than my mom's car.
My cousin's a cook, he eats lobster for breakfast and calls it a 'snack.'
That cook just bought a house that's bigger than my school.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you're cooking meth like Walter White and you're about to blow up the lab, or you're doing something so crazy it might as well be a science experiment.
She cooked that test like she was trying to turn her teacher into a zombie.
He cooked that presentation so hard it made the principal cry.
That kid cooked his math homework so well, the teacher thought it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you roast someone so hard they might as well be on fire and still not feel it.
He cooked me so bad in that group chat, I might as well be dead.
She cooked my friend in front of the whole class, and he still showed up to school.
My brother cooked my mom so hard, she forgot how to make breakfast.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you describe someone or something so bad, it's like you're telling the story of the worst day ever.
That movie was a cook, I could've used a nap after watching it.
His hair is a cook, it looks like a raccoon attacked him.
That job interview was a cook, I wanted to quit before I even started.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you flirt with someone so hard, or make fun of them so good, it's like you're doing a magic trick with your words.
He cooked that girl so smooth, she started texting him before class even started.
She cooked her teacher with one joke and got out of homework.
My friend cooked that guy so hard, he started laughing in the middle of a test.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A dance where you just shake your upper body like you're mad at the world and you're doing it on a webcam, like you're trying to impress a robot.
My cousin did a cook in front of his webcam and it was so bad, the robot asked him to leave.
That guy did a cook so high-level, it looked like he was doing yoga with a robot.
She did a cook so bad, the webcam almost broke from laughing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you try to do something, like kick a ball or flirt with someone, and you mess it up so bad, it's like you turned your own life into a disaster.
He tried to kick the footy and cooked it so bad, it went into the neighbor's house.
She tried to flirt with the boy and cooked it so hard, he ran away screaming.
My dog tried to cook a sandwich and it ended up on the floor, covered in ketchup.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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