A conversation between equals
You didn't want to be equal! You wanted to be the king of the conversation, not some loser stuck in a group chat!
You said you were the smartest, but now you're just typing in all caps like a mad man.
You tried to be the king, but now you're just being called out by your best friend.
You wanted to rule the chat, but now you're just another person arguing about pizza toppings.