A Conrad - This is when you take your socked foot and grind it against

This is when you take your socked foot and grind it against your girlfriend’s snatch in a crowded mall like you’re doing a dance.

I did a Conrad in the mall and got a look from a guy who thought I was a weirdo.

She asked me to stop doing Conrads in the movie theater. I didn’t listen.

My friend did a Conrad on a bus. The whole bus smelled like regret.