A Colorado Summer
A Colorado Summer is when a guy’s room turns into a jungle, his hair looks like a mess, and he ends up with bitches because he’s too high to care.
Text: ‘My room is so artsy it’s like a jungle and I’m in it.’
DM: ‘I got a haircut that looks like a disaster and it’s working.’
Tweet: ‘I’ve got bitches because I eat edibles and talk like I’m cool.’