a cole thing
A human who eats whatever is in their hands like it’s the last meal on Earth and then yells at everyone else for not being as cool as them.
He ate a whole mop and then said, 'You should’ve seen the mop before it was a mop.'
She took a bite of the wall and then yelled, 'This is the best wall in the history of walls!'
He tried to swallow a pencil and then said, 'This is the best pencil in the history of pencils!'