A Coach Bag
A Coach Bag is what a lazy, broke, cheap, ugly girl buys every time she gets paid because she thinks she’s rich and important.
She bought a Coach Bag with her paycheck. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just lazy.
Every time she gets paid, she buys a Coach Bag. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just broke.
She got another Coach Bag. She thinks she’s rich. She’s not. She’s just ugly.