a cleeb - A cleeb is when you promise to be back in a few minutes but

A cleeb is when you promise to be back in a few minutes but then come back so late your friends think you died and got resurrected by a priest.

I said I'd be back in 10 minutes. Now I'm back. You're dead to me.

I told my friend I'd be back in 5 minutes. Now I'm back. I should've taken a nap.

I said I'd be back in a bit. Now I'm back. I think I was reincarnated.