A clear bag of smashed assholes
So bad it’s almost a crime. Like your brain got into a fight with your stomach and lost. A clear bag of smashed assholes is the kind of mess that makes you wish you were dead.
My pizza was a clear bag of smashed assholes. It was soggy, cold, and covered in something that looked like mold and regret.
My ex’s text message was a clear bag of smashed assholes. It said, 'I miss you, but I also miss my cat.'
My morning after the detox was a clear bag of smashed assholes. I felt like I had been dipped in glue and left in the sun.