A Cinderella Story
When you brag about your significant other on the internet. You post pics and say stuff like ‘they’re perfect’ and ignore all the people who think you’re a fool.
'My girlfriend is the best. She’s perfect. Everyone else is garbage.', my tweet
'I posted a selfie with my boyfriend and 500 people liked it.', my Instagram
'I talk about my love life like it’s a job.', my mom