A Christmas Story Miracle
You take an icicle from the freezer and stick it up your lover's butt or pussy then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and stuck it in my lover's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas gift.
My partner jammed an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen miracle.
I grabbed an icicle and put it up my boyfriend's ass and licked it until I was stuck like a holiday disaster.