A Christmas Story Miracle
You grab an icicle from the freezer and shove it up your lover's butt or snatch then go to town licking it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.
I took an icicle and jammed it up my girlfriend's butt and licked it until I couldn't move.
My partner stuck an icicle up my snatch and I had to lick it until I was glued there.
I shoved an icicle in my boyfriend's anus and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas ornament.