A Christmas Story Miracle - You grab an icicle from the freezer and jam it up your lover

You grab an icicle from the freezer and jam it up your lover's butt or snatch then lick it until you're stuck like the kid from A Christmas Story.

I grabbed an icicle and jammed it in my lover's butt and licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas gift.

My partner stuck an icicle in my snatch and I licked it until I was stuck like a frozen decoration.

I took an icicle and shoved it up my boyfriend's ass then licked it until I was stuck like a Christmas miracle.