a chris farley
A huge, fat penis with a tiny head, just like Chris Farley. When it’s covered in a condom, people say it looks like a fat guy wearing a little coat. You can also use it as a verb, like when you’re having sex with a chris farley.
My uncle has a chris farley. He showed it to me in the bathroom and it looked like a hot dog with a tiny bun.
My brother had a chris farley. He said it felt like being hit by a truck and a pillow at the same time.
My dad used to have a chris farley. He would say, ‘I’m doing a chris farley to my wife every morning.’