A ching Chong hamster - A Chinese person who looks like a hamster and probably has n

A Chinese person who looks like a hamster and probably has no idea why they're being called that

My brother got called a ching chong hamster because he ate my pizza

My friend's uncle is a ching chong hamster and doesn't know what a hamster is

My teacher called me a ching chong hamster because I failed the test